Price: $8.95
(as of Oct 26, 2020 19:12:57 UTC – Details)
Product Description
Silly humans may travel to the world’s finest art museums to take in the great masterpieces by Monet and Van Gogh. But, those in the know realize there’s no need to travel that far when the greatest species to ever live can be admired in a living room near you.
Cats are true works of art (and they know it). Everything they do deserves great admiration. They bring refinement to even the most commonplace of activities…such as farting (although they do prefer to call it ‘passing gas’).
Feline gas is, in fact, a such a rare and sought-after delicacy that our customers have made our Cat Farts a one of the best gag gift across the globe.
We assembled the world’s top scientists from all over the world to analyze the properties in these irresistible and mysterious little air bubbles and here’s what they uncovered:
Fluffy Notes of Cotton Candy Unbelievably, cat farts are shockingly close to the flavor we all know and love: cotton candy! Fluffy, and with a full-bodied texture, our cat farts melt in your mouth and leave you with a smile. Hints of Superiority Our cat farts are 100% donated by feline benefactors who’ve deigned to contribute something more than a general air of superiority to the world, but our scientists have found that this superiority has been preserved in the flavor profile of our bagged cat farts. Cuteness Balanced by Sophistication As every true cat lover will agree, cats are so cute that even their farts are adorable. Our Cat Farts come chock full of classic cuteness and are exquisitely balanced by the sophistication this long-revered species imparts on everything they do.
Fluffy Notes of Cotton Candy
Unbelievably, cat farts are shockingly close to the flavor we all know and love: cotton candy! Fluffy, and with a full-bodied texture, our cat farts melt in your mouth and leave you with a smile.
Hints of Superiority Our cat farts are 100% donated by feline benefactors who’ve deigned to contribute something more than a general air of superiority to the world, but our scientists have found that this superiority has been preserved in the flavor profile of our bagged cat farts. Cuteness Balanced by Sophistication As every true cat lover will agree, cats are so cute that even their farts are adorable. Our Cat Farts come chock full of classic cuteness and are exquisitely balanced by the sophistication this long-revered species imparts on everything they do.
Hints of Superiority
Our cat farts are 100% donated by feline benefactors who’ve deigned to contribute something more than a general air of superiority to the world, but our scientists have found that this superiority has been preserved in the flavor profile of our bagged cat farts.
Cuteness Balanced by Sophistication As every true cat lover will agree, cats are so cute that even their farts are adorable. Our Cat Farts come chock full of classic cuteness and are exquisitely balanced by the sophistication this long-revered species imparts on everything they do.
Cuteness Balanced by Sophistication
Because…Everyone Knows that Farts Make the Best Gifts
Remember way back when…when farting was the funniest thing ever? Let’s face it: farts are still that funny!
Because…Everyone Knows that Farts Make the Best Gifts
When you need a present that goes with everything – from a get well gift that actually spreads cheer to a hilarious
Because…We’re All Young at Heart
Laughter doesn’t care how old you are; we’re all young at heart. Our Cat Farts make amazing presents whether the recipient is 4 or 94.